Go directly to hell, you absolute nightmare of a person.

He’s a zombie dragon. Who gives a shit about the logic of him being able to breathe fire?

I’m old so the twitter confuses me, but I clearly need to start paying attention to black twitter. Those burns are quality.

Somebody hungry for a knuckle sandwich and a bottle of punch?

Build Me Up, Buttercup,

Double Fuck Scott Walker

Real question is how rusty will they be heading into the Michigan game after an 11 week bye

yo that bitch went to miami of ohio don’t put that shit on us

Fuck Paul Ryan.

The game day experience at Camp Randall is fantastic. If you get a chance to go you should. Then have a beer by the Memorial Union on the shores of Lake Mendota afterward.

So I guess you could say that this question...

(puts on sunglasses)
...was a slam dunk.

I’m reading all of these in SNL’s “Stefan” voice...

They always seem to imagine that the closer they edge to Republican policy positions

It’s not about leading voters to the Democratic side - the Republican nominee for President has won the popular vote only once in the last quarter century (Bush in 2004).

Wagner received pushback from the staff for her take, and I don’t agree with it, but it sure as hell isn’t golf. You don’t even have to react to an opponent!

My three-year-old son had been wearing his Paw Patrol T-shirt for a few weeks before I noticed something

He has a minority ownership in the franchise.

Simple answer: because when it gets brought up in these contexts it’s derailing the discussion from cop on civilian crime to civilian on civilian crime.