Also voted Hillary in the primary.

I voted Hillary in the primary, in case that wasn’t clear from my answer.

I voted early and I’m convinced there needs to be some sort of test you take before you’re allowed to vote. Just basic test to make sure you’re not a complete maniac. I don’t know how many people had to be told the booth was not touch screen and how many others couldn’t work the little wheel. There was also a 60ish…

Easy. Your country is full of terrified, racist, sexist assholes.

Black president

When did you lose your soul and become allergic to fun?

I think the rule is, fans get until the parade and then it’s open season on those assholes.

This one time, there was a huge possum sitting on my backyard fence, and I side-armed a tennis ball right at it and knocked it off. Pretty sure I had that same goofy grin on my face. That was my World Series.

Packers fan here. I own a Tony Mandarich and a Mark Chmura. After those two, I made a promise to myself to be done buying jerseys.

Might want to throw something in there about consent on #3.

And your bully had bigger hands...

She literally had to debate my elementary school bully. Except on a national stage. And had to take him seriously.

Alright, I have two weakass Ivanka Trump anecdotes:

Great. Now I’m crying in a McDonald’s. And it's not for any of the usual reasons.

His appeal to African-American voters in recent weeks: THINGS ARE TERRIBLE! IF YOU WALK DOWN ANY STREET YOU’LL GET SHOT 25 TIMES! VOTE FOR ME BECAUSE IT CAN’T POSSIBLY GET WORSE!

Your article would be better with actual evidence to support your claims. As it is, it's just a hatchet job.

If Kap wants to hang Hillary for the “super predator” comment given in one speech in 1994, that’s fair game.

There have been situations where I feel like I’ve been ill-treated, yes.

Yep, one’s openly racist, and the other has deleted emails. Always make sure both of those things get equal mention because they are in fact equal.