take that, hypothetical little girl

The Princes of Comedy was pretty damn funny.

It’s hilariously bad faith to drop the grade of a show because its title sequence was made by artists in a slightly different way that social media decided We Don’t Like.

Chicken McNuggets, no—despite them meeting her criteria for being neither squirrel nor possum

Only The Edge can Delay our impending doom.

Linda Belcher is the best written mom on TV. She’s perfect. My all time favorite Bob’s Burgers line is from “Christmas in the Car” when Linda’s Dutch baby is ready early and she exclaims “aw, it’s a preemie - just like Jesus!” 

I actually interpreted the ending as Elora unambiguously embracing her new family by promising to visit regularly. I don’t think she would make a promise lightly to those kids who are missing their mom and need an auntie/ sister in their life.

You got way too mad about the “Far Far Away” thing.

yeah who would’ve otherwise suspected that an episode titled “elora’s dad” would show elora’s dad.

Don’t know what the hell you’re talking about. Paul Rudd plays charming assholes really well. Although I’d agree that in this case, less is more. His character would get pretty jarring. 

Chief’s footage of Bev chewing gum. . . 

I’m gonna say this and it’s going to sound very stupid, so forgive me. But the strength of this show isn’t that they’re making it for you. They’re making it for themselves.

So they’re allowed to do what they want, unforgivingly, and devoting an entire episode to Rita is something they wanted to do. And I’m here for it.

T…

I thought that the action of dumping the water from the tank into the hole is what causes the flush; something in the tank could easily end up going down the drain. My understanding is this:

Some of us are still enjoying it, so maybe just stop watching?

I’m pretty sure the show’s going with the logic that you age to the point you would have been when you turned.

Brownie giving an incredibly down-to-earth, “focus on where you are” speech and imploring Cheese to listen to the wind around him was so poignant and beautifully shot. And then he ripped one so bad Cheese had to cover his mouth.

Plus: Pam finally gets to eat a guy!

The Staten Island of Dr Moreau . 

“I am going outside. I may be some time.”

Can we please stop talking about them eating the baby now