Fleabag is the best television show my old, straight, black, male ass has seen in years.

every time i read the name “alec berg” i hear it in jerry seinfeld’s voice.

“When my dragons are grown we will take back what was stolen from me. We will lay waste to armies and burn cities to the ground.”

“And he’s 6'2"” is the funniest because they seem super convinced that that is the main thing about the role.

If you want to see a quasi-feral young girl kicking ass, check out last night’s episode of BARRY. 

If humanity needs to hear the grave warnings of climate change from a man in order to save the planet, fine.

That's fine and you may well be right but this is some super duper hipster shit right here. Doesn't make you wrong, just makes you kinda jerky.

Heineken?! Fuck that shit! PABST. BLUE. RIBBON.

He’s been golfing. 

One of the things that is deeply annoying for me in this season is that Veronica’s attitude about her parents and their criminal empire doesn’t just change episode to episode, it sometimes changes even scene from scene. What makes it even more frustrating is that it is such a driving motivation for a lot of the…

Ok straight up. Weaponizing bubble wrap is the most evil plan in the history of evil plans.

I thought Capaldi’s second series ranked up there as possibly the best of modern Who (have to give it some time before deciding if it’s better than Smith’s first season), and Heaven Sent is a near perfect episode of TV that I would recommend to anyone (not just sci-fi fans).

Except Nacho is considerably smarter than Vic ever was.

Don’t forget “Holly Jolly Christmas”

Perhaps, they’ve never seen “Rudolph The Red Nose Reindeer”?

I mean, how can anyone old enough NOT clearly recognize Ives’ voice?

Season 1 is garbage entertainment for sociopaths. It’s before they tuned in the actual balance between “we’re laughing at these awful people because we agree with them and that’s awesome” and “we’re laughing at these awful people because they’re a fucking mess.”

Incidentally, there’s a nice little call-out to the Cinnabon flash-forwards in this episode. In the season 3 premiere, Gene talks himself into potential trouble by telling the shoplifter to call a lawyer after he notices that the kid was arrested without being Mirandized. How does Kim snag such a good deal for her…

Pretty sure the half-sister’s lines were:

Heh. How many years after the movie did someone come up with that explanation?