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Sports News Website Reports Sports News; Readers Outraged

Track: Feelin’ It | Artist: Jay Z | Album: Reasonable Doubt

Hey, I have a question. How can we get some crappy pictures of a poor fight stick as “gaming journalism” but we can get any mention of one of the bigger fighting game tourneys at all? CEO 2015 just happened this weekend and there was no mention on here. They have a cool gimmicky thing for top 8 where it’s set in a…

The entirety of the Capitol Beltway. The speed limit is 55 mph. You’ll be run off the road if you’re doing anything less than 65 mph, and the fast lane typically hits 70-75 mph. All of this in the absence of traffic, of course.

COTD is back to make your dreams come true!

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.

The greatest cold open was X-Men 2 for the Genesis. You didn’t even get to pick your character, it was random each time.

So this was the COTD, but just a day behind, right?

Gary! Gary, buddy, it's okay! I'm sorry! I didn't know you felt this way when I wrote that! Gary, please, buddy, don't be like that!

Hey, you do a pretty good me impression! You really got down that "hurr durr" thing I do! Now if you'll excuse me, I need to find the poorest selling hatchbacks to fap over.

Wow I should add that to the story

Dear Stan, I wrote you but you still ain't called/

SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPS!