what?

This seems too ridiculous to be a real thing...

Just gonna leave this here.

I hate to relish this, but his father's metal supply / fabrication facility in Burleson, TX, is nearly completely run out of business because of this, and it PUTS A GIGANTIC FUCKING SMILE ON MY GODDAMN FACE.

Future politician or CEO in the making here.

Let's all hope for his swift recovery in rehab and inevitable run for public office.

Wow. How long before he can run for governor?

I look forward to the civil suits that will quickly remedy that "affluenza" for both him and his parents.

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"Live with me if you want to come."

Am I the only one who gets a Rez vibe from this?

What's a bonner?

Haha this just killed me haha

What they think they look like.

It's Aiden Pearce

Soon their assets will be....

Ya, did it feel like some parts were staged?

That was hilarious, but that was more kids than I'd ever want to hear online.