Deadspin ‘N Chill

Sorry, but Ian Fleming is the only James Bond author I subscribe to, so fuck this guy. "Too street"? Idris Elba has the style and general suaveness to play a fantastic James Bond. Better than old ass Daniel Craig, looking all agro in all of his scenes.

I know. Fuck Al Roker.

I photo shopped an ESPN update stating that RGIII is healthy and ready to play.

We’re coming home along the Thruway and decide to stop at McD’s. There’s a woman and smallish kid in front of us getting huffy and I can tell this won’t end well. And in due time she starts yelling at the cashier, “Why is everything more expensive here? This is ridiculous! You’re ripping people off!” and so on, as the…

This entitled housewife looks back at her impressionable child and calmly says “She is yelling because that girl deserves it, the service is terrible every time we come here.” And then she looked me straight in the eyes.

You’re not in a league if you haven’t even determined the basic scoring rules. You’re in a non-productive discussion group, otherwise known as a congressional sub-committee.

He deserves to be punched in the face with a Kia.

your cat sounds fucking incredible tbh

Proof to the naysayers that a lot more goes on in a drag race than just driving in a straight line.