Jesus, these two guys side by side on split screen - it’s like staring into a douchebag sun. So painful.

“He is the bark of the nation” is excellent, and I am now much pleased.

Maybe Gwen was on Disney shows as a kid?

What the hell is wrong with you? To wage war on such a benign insect is just ridiculous. It’s once every 17 years FFS. Enjoy the wonder of what is a harmless emergence of an insect vital to the food chain!

Prince Albert is just annoyed that Meghan lent credence to Princess Charlene’s claims that her passport was confiscated by Monaco officials when she tried to leave the country before her wedding. Three times. Oh, those crazy royals and their silly traditions.

This is what happens when Prince Albert is allowed out of the can.

1. I didn’t miss the point. I disagree with the point.

Referencing The Sun as a source removes all credibility. If that “news” paper told me that grass was green I’d go outside and double check then get an eye examination to verify my eyesight was working properly. And the man that has established and run high profile mental health organizations over many years has plenty…

I really don’t understand the snark about Harry, but on the other hand, why should I waste my time explaining that Harry seems to have been doing worthwhile things that give him a background suited for the jobs he’s taking to someone who apparently doesn’t read the comments?  

I don’t really get the snark about Harry getting jobs. Aren’t these the kinds of jobs most rich people get to stay busy and contribute, to find meaning and purpose in their lives? Harry clearly wants his life to mean something. He craves meaning, contribution, and belonging, just like most of us do. People with his…

Oh, man...wait’ll he becomes a Starbucks barista. That’s gonna be a helluva blogpost!

He looks like he’s both a sailor and a ballet dancer and terrible at both

Harry is more than likely going to be a spokesperson for this company.

I can’t believe the people legitimately out here saying that we shouldn’t tax Musk fairly (because, be honest, that’s what’s at stake here) just because this billionaire shithead wants to put people in indentured servitude on Mars. Like, that’s literally what he has said—if people can’t afford his space travel, they…

eh, most people are horrible for free.

Ooh, sorry if I confused you by typing w2 instead of w4.

I am serious as a fucking heart attack. If a child is old enough to make their own cereal, they can damn well put the bowl where it needs to be. I’m not asking them to change the oil in the car for fucks sake.

What action should be taken after you have reminded the husband/BF/any child that they need to rinse if needed, put in the dishwasher, and if the DW is clean, EMPTY the thing and then load. 1000 times. 

You shouldn’t have assumed it was “this old trope” and read the article before commenting. Acknowledging that there is comfort and ease is just letting the IRS hold the money, it’s NOT that hard to dial in your taxes a little better - author even included a link to IRS website to do a checkup on your current status. …

Why on earth is my bathroom the dustiest place in the house ?