Speaking as someone who is the same age as Chelsea Clinton and frequently got compared to her in the looks department, it was not good for my self esteem to hear comments like that. 

In the now immortal words of Kenan Thompson,

I knew Shawshank had to be first! That is the ultimate comfort movie. Rich, soft colors, an excellent score, Morgan Freeman’s velvety narration, and a happy ending in Mexico for the two main characters.

Why would he? None of this is his fault! Everyone else is to blame!

Fauci has started recommending people double mask, if that helps.

Meh. Godiva’s ok, but I’ve got a number of MUCH better independent local chocolatiers in Philadelphia that I’d rather support anyway. 

My Pillow sucks. I bought a Coop home goods pillow as my Christmas present to myself and OH MY GOD it is amazing. Never been so happy with a pillow.

Also, Jane, you can seriously do better...

That sounds like SO many conversations my husband and I have had. Which person is which is completely interchangeable.

Golf. But that’s mostly for the power and influence too...

The only actionable thing I can see from this is that vaccination rates in your state might give you a better idea of how close you are to personally being eligible for the vaccine? But you’d also have to know the number of people in the groups above you, as well as the order your state is using to determine…

HARD PASS as well. There is no way Nicole Kidman’s face can make Lucille Ball expressions. Not now with the botox, but also not EVER.

I love how Pompeii is just proving that humans never change. We still like fast casual and we still like drawing dick pics and insults on the sides of buildings. 

Calling healthcare workers “heroes” is the “thoughts and prayers” of 2020. 

I actually really liked this movie when it came out - until the tired ending. As someone who knew early on I was never having kids, and have had this whole you’ll-change-your-mind thing thrown in my face for 30 years, it’s annoying to see it validated on screen like that yet again.

Now, I’m not saying it’s a problem…

Her plus the word Potato(e)

My only sad little hope out of this whole shitshow is that these republican former-tea-partiers-now-trumpers will continue in the narrative that the elections are always rigged, and just give up on voting. Please take yourselves out of our voting pool, you are fucking everything up for everyone else.

The vaccine does not go into you cold. Vials hold a concentrated dose - each vial is broken up into (I THINK) 10 doses, brought to room temperature and injected. I believe they have one hour to inject before they go bad.

The only issue with the Pfizer vaccine is rural areas who may not have the -80C freezers to keep…

A lot of researchers I know, particularly those in Europe, prefer to use ‘Prof” in front of their name, because they consider doctor to be a trade designation, and beneath their skill level. Anyone that thinks getting a PhD is easy is an idiot.

If regular Oreos are any indicator, those things are going to turn the space between your teeth and your gum line pink and then you’ll just look like you’re all gums.

The fact that anyone thinks hospitals are making money off of COVID is so insane to me. If they’re making money, why are they laying people off?!? I work in healthcare (not patient facing, so at home) and we’ve had our retirement contributions halted, our cost of living raise canceled, no new hires, and our entire…