No way, man, that’s how the robot revolution starts.

I miss my old strawberry shortcake shampoo TO THIS DAY. Sigh. The original 80s version was magical.

I am from Maryland and I have NEVER picked a crab that didn’t go directly into my face. I do not understand the concept. I mean, I know we have contests to see who can pick crabs fastest, and I have personally watched them happen, yet the concept still confuses me every time...

I do the milk bath, but it’s not enough butter for me if I put it in the pot. In fact, i realized during the early weeks of quarantine that butter is most definitely my cooking sine qua non. I almost had a panic attack when I ran out.

Also, you can get we rate dogs on instagram. All the cute dogs, don’t have to look at the comments.

Yes! I’ve literally been eating a bowl of cinnamon toast crunch every night before bed for the last week and it has been DELIGHTFUL. 

I too have asthma, and I wear a mask because COVID makes it hard to breath, and I already know what that feels like and am not interested in getting an illness that messes up my already fucked lungs. What a TERRIBLE reason not to wear a mask!

I too had to stop cleaning off the groceries, it was making me into a crazy person. But, still washing hands.

I do that all the time with work emails. ANGRY AGGRESSIVE TYPE, then delete, take a breath, and write something work appropriate. Sometimes you’ve got to just let it out. I only go on Facebook so I can see baby pictures from all the friends I don’t see anymore because they had babies...

AGREE TO DISAGREE

One of my landlords actually MADE me do that many years and one cat ago and it was a total revelation. I had no idea why I hadn’t thought of that before. Now I take a mug shot, as well as closeups of any distinctive features.

LOL I thought I was the only one. I peruse my iPhone’s newsfeed in the morning while I’m drinking coffee, and when I’m done getting angry at all the f’d up stuff happening in this country, I invariably end up clicking one of their links, only to be disappointed yet again by the offerings in those lists...

YES, DEFINITELY do this. Grits with sharp cheddar and an egg yolk with salted butter and a dash of pepper is one of my favorite breakfasts ever. Although, if I’m feeling really fancy and have time, I’ll poach an egg and put it on top, which is also delicious.

I ALSO bought a dyson during covid and now I can’t imagine why I didn’t get one sooner! It is so light and easy to use I’m vacuuming once a week without any complaining. I have a cat that sheds like crazy (seriously, we use a de-shedding brush every night and the place is STILL covered in hair), and while I have to…

Personally, I am not comfortable with dine in, even at an outside table, and I am tipping WELL over 20% when I do take out. Normal times I would do about a 5-10% tip on takeout (depending on how much the server has to do).

G&M is still the best crab cake, in my opinion. Philips is FINE. For a tourist trap they at least don’t skimp on the crab.

Star for the Pit Beef, which was sadly missing from the mentions in the above post! Also, cream of crab soup. NOT bisque. Bisque is sad and watery.

I also think they are the same people who will think, well, MY experience as a server was terrible, so now I get to make someone else miserable. Like it’s some kind of right of passage.

Strawberry shortcake bars are the best thing ever and no one will ever convince me otherwise. For that and that alone, Marnie wins.

This... did not work for me. I bought wired masks to begin with. The only thing that’s helped me is to wear my glasses a little further down my nose. Even the flute breathing didn’t help me, and I played the flute for 9 years...

Also, if you want to add a wire to a mask, just get a pipe cleaner and cut it to fit. Take…