Why does Nick Lachey have $4.5 million to drop on a house?! He and his band were like, borderline moderately successful for about 6 months twenty years ago.

That’s a great idea for Myleeza (BTW, Myleeza Mingo is an awesome name), but if I were one of the Kardash*, I wouldn’t do it. Super fan-turned-employee immediately makes me think of Selena and Yolanda Saldivar.

I’m watching Archer right now and read that whole thing in H. Jon. Benjamin’s voice and now I can’t stop laughing.

What the fist-fucking cats is stanning? Is it like tanning with semen rubbed on you? Is it like working leather goods with semen? Is it like collecting semen from guys named Stan?

Has she thought of trying to get a job for one of the Kardashians?

Hahahaha, I don’t have kids, but I like that everyone pretty much hates this show as much as I do.

Caillou is beyond creepy. My kids weren’t allowed anywhere near that garbage.

The best advice I ever read about that show is to just imagine that Caillou has terminal cancer, and that why he’s bald and everyone caters to his terrible behavior.

My son likes it too, and it’s not a terrible show, it is that the writing can be very bad. The problem is, on sprout (channel around where I live that plays it) has only 6 shows in rotation at a given time and the fact the show is written by different people all the time, one show might be good and the next it’s…

I’ll translate:

Well, I don’t know about any of these people and their experiences with children. All I can say are my experiences as a kindergarten teacher in a child development center. And honestly, a lot of children act like Calliou. Though,I’ve never disliked the show, even watching when I was young. Kids are going to be…

Not only whiny, but also a little snitch.

Two things from the polar opposite spectrums of my film appreciation:
1) Does anyone have any tips on finding classic films streaming? Netflix is depressingly thing on these. It’s hard to even find a lot of classics from the 60's and 70's across Netflix, Amazon and Hulu.
2) While the live action Scooby Doo is utter…

I watched a few and thought, “not too bad” then watched more and came to the conclusion “fuck this shit, no more.” I know the point of the show is that the kid learns his lesson and says sorry, but I don’t my son learning that shit in the first place haha.

Goddamn Caillou. A show about a four-year-old made by people who have obviously never met a fucking four-year-old.

FUCK YOU CAILLOU!!!

THEY HAVE RISED!

I mean, our taxes pay for those pages to fetch them pizzas, yo. We can support via hitting the streets and reposting.

White privilege

Someone posted this on GT yesterday, and I’m still reeling.