yeah. i’ve detoxed before. it’s not a cute or fun thing that anyone should want to do

My mom got physical with me several memorable times but swears she never touched me. People remember what they want to.

Oh, it’s unfair to scrutinize Melanie’s parents but it was totally fine for her asshole husband and his cronies to bring up Obama’s parentage at every (inappropriate) opportunity.

uh. no. not all parents have hit their kids.

Yes, the cat and Rihanna both have eyes.

ALL OF THE MAGAZINES. DELIVERED TO MY DOOR. PLEASE.

“bringing her breakfast in bed.”

La dee da.

Hungry Beast did a really good segment on the labiaplasty fad about six years ago.

At my young and impressionable age I saw that as what boys (and I mean boys, because real men value more than looks) liked. And I wanted to be liked. Also I had no other outlet to compare my naked body...what were vaginas supposed to look like?

I don’t really watch porn anymore. I found I have a good imagination, steamy erotic stories do me better.

I pretty much hate everything about my naked body due to porn. This idolized fake fantasy perfection has killed me.

obviously it’s worse for women, but men all think their dick is small due to porn. i’m gay so i’ve seen so many penises i know mine is pretty nice (j/s)

Seriously, as a dude, ESPECIALLY when I was a teen dude, there’s no way any kind of way a vagina can look to scare us away. It’s a vagina! And a living breathing woman is willing to let you look at it, and maybe even touch it or put something in it!

I ALREADY PRE ORDERED MINE.

If this doesn’t show that in fact, large doses of easily accessed pornography is having an impact (a negative impact) on children I don’t know what does. This makes me so, so sad. And I realized, had I constantly seen these images or had my male peers had this much access to these images I would have been one of those…

Can Kylie Jenner’s Labia Lip Kit be far behind?

So now we can fat-shame a guy at a rock concert. I get it, he’s a big guy and shows get hot and damp.

I’ll, annoyingly, take the side of the guy air guitaring at a show and not actually care that he is wearing a fucking tie.

Honestly, if there were a gossip item every time my husband and I had words... well I wouldn’t need to release a visual album is all I’m saying. Couples have spats. The idea that every argument is a divorce in the making is NON. SENSE.

This relationship looks exhausting.