Lizzy Seeburg was raped on Brian Kelly’s watch. Kelly’s only response was to advise the accused to keep quiet. None of the players who harassed a freshman girl who had been raped into silence then suicide were ever disciplined.

I didn’t figure it out until the actual reveal, because I am a Millenial, and need to be checking my phone, email, and twitter while watching a show, thus missing roughly half of what is going on.

When Young William put on the black hat in last night’s episode, and then slowly raised his head to reveal himself as Old William, I felt like I was watching a nine-year-old pull a rabbit out his pants at the elementary school talent show.

Usually better than the people who wear them.

I’ve said this before, but I saw Ken Stabler throw a fish an impressively far distance at the Florabama bar back in the early 2000's. Dude had an arm.

He’s already got one foot out the door.

Sorry man, I can’t get on board with your comment and I gotta disagree. I don’t go to AA and I’m not a fan. I’m a recovering alcoholic with almost 5 years of sobriety under my belt and I’ve been down the road that this kid is on right now. Why do you think that a recovering heroin addict is “totally fine” if he’s…

I agree. The author of this post made a great point when he said Smith “seems to drink an awful lot of beer for a recovering drug addict”...and alas, I agree. He’s still chasing a buzz, it appears. Nobody recovering from drugs or alcohol should be engaging in either substance in recovery. It’s just not gonna work, in…

Clean seems like a stretch though.

Imagine knowing that there were children being enslaved out there and being like, “You know what, I shouldn’t talk about this to all these reporters, it might distract them from their rightful focus on Matt Hasselbeck.”

“Luke Warmtake” would be a great name for a backup quarterback.

Wait...if the phone is in one hand and the remote in the other; how do you self-love?

Everyone in your area has a shared nickname for this extremely sad chain restaurant for men in replica football jerseys?

I’m horrified to learn how many of you sad bastards visit Buffalo Wild Wings often enough to have a nickname for it.

I wrote a haiku about this very question:

As a final fitting tribute to the punter, the family gives up possessions.

This is an interesting thread, because I don’t know who’s worse: that comedian or the OP whose only experience with drunk people is apparently seeing a 7-year-old’s impression of one.

Whitlock looks like a first responder gave him that jacket to keep him warm until his parents came to pick him up.

See, you seem like you don’t enjoy life. Be more like Usain Bolt!