Shouldn’t you include that in the story? It certainly was the primary question running through my mind as I read.

“...according to persecutors.”

Not in the least acceptable.

Neither is academia.

Been. There.

ARod Closes His Eyes, Imagines Self As Centaur

No worries. As a frequent reader of Highlights, this assist was right in my wheelhouse.

Moms are just the best.

Simmons. He’s talking about Simmons’ podcast.

Hey, a bunch of kids were just murdered, FYI.

Of course it was Chico State.

Because boobies.

Not only would there be a putting green, but the pool covers would definitely be white.

Tell us your thoughts on concussions in the NFL. I only ask because you’re making yourself sound tough and gritty.

And somewhere, Michael Chabon smiles.

Barry expressed this sentiment in his article earlier in this saga, and I can’t believe that I’m about to say this, because dude seemed really insufferable early on in his career, but I really am starting to feel bad for RGIII. He’s just been so mishandled throughout that it’s hard not to think of what might have…

White hot, whipsmart righteous indignation, meet outright stupidity.

Weekend Deadspin. At its finest.

Right, but, and I’ve posted this several times in the past with no reply from any DS author, but “’Skins” is now Deadspin house style, right? So how is this hardy har har? But also, and more importantly, how do you guys think that calling the team “’Skins,” which, in many ways, calls more attention to the…

It’s almost like the culture of football creates generalized assholes.