Praying the dev's first language isn't English. Given his behavior, even removed from the language he uses to attempt to excuse it, he might just be a fucking idiot.

Who's the man with the master plan?

There is nothing wrong with it. Anyone who thinks that programming the proxy-LAPD to racially profile people is "racist" don't know what the fuck racism is. If someone wants to complain about the fake racism in this game, and not the real racism it's based on, their priorities are fucked.

I feel like you've missed a great opportunity to mention how artists are bolting dicks onto characters who don't normally have them.

These people would be sending death threats if Sarkeesian said she liked french fries. It doesn't matter to them what she says, though admittedly a lot of it falls into one of two categories: willfully ignorant or completely ridiculous.

Yeah, I know.

People who have their games passed over because they don't have the right dick in their mouth might care.

Who fucking cares? That's not what he wants to do, so he isn't doing it. It is a speedrun, you're just a whiny cunt.

This is why there are glitch-free and glitched leaderboards for all of this.

Was this in reply to Gawker Media trolling the Coca-Cola Twitter ad campaign with Nazi propaganda?

That is 100% me. I'm already balls deep in DayZ (played ARMA2, DayZ mod, and DayZ standalone.) Lately I've gotten into Insugency, but it isn't "big" enough for me to really enjoy it. It feels like ARMA and Call of Duty had a baby. I miss the scale of ARMA.

If this game ever goes on sale, I'm going to scoop it up ASAP.

Surprise! The people who don't follow the book full of incest, murder, conquest, and rape raise better children! /s

Unfunny jokes aren't unfunny "jokes." "Jokes" seems to imply more about the lack of humorous intent than the actual quantity of humor delivered.

I'm an SEO specialist with a web marketing firm.

I didn't shoot that Fiend in the face because I'm a good person, I did it because I like shooting faces and he had a face.

How does one draw an infinite expanse, with no visible upper limit, that geographically exists below ground?

All male cast: "..."

And the author of this comic has no sympathy for the families of homicide victims.