Invasion of the Pants Snatchers.

Save your money. Go to Google and type "hentai," you can even include the name of the game, if you'd like. Then you don't have to sit through...whatever it is they'll make you sit through to see some tits.

Well, jokes on them because my account is $18 overdrawn.

What causes the sweating, physical exertion, adrenaline flowing from going so fast, fear? I honestly can't imagine anyone sweating from physical exertion from driving a car, except Fred Flintstone.

How many NASCAR racers RUN around the track?

Also, I think the amount of manual dexterity needed for chess is, "don't clumsily knock the board over."

Whew, luckily the meaning of words never changes over time in English, else some people might look awful silly.

Oh, no, wait. Yes, it does.

http://kotaku.com/5785605/so-how…
A single 3DS costs $101 to manufacture, before things like paying labor and shipping costs.

So, you want to pay about $40 less than the parts the thing is even MADE OF. Maybe you should hold out for Nintendo sending you free games, sandwiches and beer, too.

Seriously. On days when I forget to bring my headphones to work, every interesting Kotaku headline is just a link to a damn video.

Seriously. On days when I forget to bring my headphones to work, every interesting Kotaku headline is just a link to a damn video.

Meanwhile, people continue to make self-righteous comments on a video when they could be doing charity work.

And no, they aren't throwing money down the toilet. That video could have netted them additional subscribers, which will go on to watch the ads in their videos, which will lead to more income which will lead to…

Where does everyone keep getting this RIDICULOUS $1,000 price tag on a standard gaming PC? If you want to go futureproof, dropping otca-core processors in it and SLI video cards; sure, drop a grand on it.

Otherwise, put together something decent for about $600 and outperform the Ps4/XB1 in most modern titles and match…

They get progressively weaker because they never really change much. The single player has become so formulaic and scripted that you might as well be watching a (bad) war movie.

The multiplayer? Uh, run fast, shoot dudes, get bigger (possibly aircraft-mounted) guns and shoot more dudes. That being said, I've only…

15+ kills in a game is a strong indicator that you're just overwhelming your opponent. At that point, you could buy nothing but buttered toast and win the game.

I suggest SoloMid.net and LoLKing.com. Also, if you want to know who your teammates and opponents are, LoLKing lets you look up player stats.

Also, do yourself a favor and skip MOBAFire. It is NOTORIOUSLY bad at it's job, to the point where most avid League players use it as the butt of any, "Look at the items this guy bought," joke.