I get a product at Home Depot called Green Gobbler that works very well. Stinks to high heaven, though.

You don’t need boiling water. Water hot enough for tea will work just fine, along with a very healthy amount of shampoo. Make sure you have the water in containers so you have continuous flow and keep in mind it may require multiple attempts.

Try thrift granuals. Put them at the mouth of the drain and pour very hot water from a bucket(so you don’t dislodge the granuals by turning on the tap) over the top of it. You might consider treating the drain with bacteria intended for septic systems every few months to help keep it cleared out.

“SWALLOWED A PEN BECAUSE NO ONE PAID ATTENTION TO HIM”

Leave Hazel alone! She’s a teen!

this dude looks like a fake Onion article about 2017 rappers

It’s $600 per year with a $1,000 deductible and then they reimburse 80%. This year I’ve been reimbursed for $16,000. Different companies and levels vary the premium and deductible so you can customize the plan to your needs. I have 24PetWatch. I upload the receipts and within two weeks I have a check.

I mean, you’re still gonna die. Happy Tuesday!

I use a stove hood fan and if you don’t have that, get out about 4 scented candles. My house is pretty big but it has a radiator heat system, so that means if you make coffee you get that delicious smell upstairs. It also means you get bacon, sautéing whatever, and you get the rest. So cooking with candles is what I…

I tried to caramelize some onions this way waaaay back at the beginning of this column. It didn’t not work. The temp is just too low and there’s nowhere for the water to go.

Let’s just talk logistics: there is zero way a teenager with a box of Nice & Easy dye could go from blue to blonde, especially with fresh blue dye. Zero. Zip. Not happening. Anyone who has ever dyed their hair ever would know this.

Legit wondered if this was about being so tired that you fall face-first into a countertop. Your version sounds much less traumatic on the dental work.

Leann Rimes

I left this episode feeling meh (moreso than usual) about the Queen of Dragons. She’ll help defeat the White Walkers when Jon Snow bends the knee? Jesus christ enough already. All the badass dragons in the world can’t save her from being a myopic idiot.

They’re going to go at it like rutting dogs in heat only for Bran to show up an episode later and go “I’m the mystical Three-Eyed Raven who has had his mind expanded after Phil 101 this Semester and you are his aunt and technically he has a better claim to the throne than you.”

YOU’VE COME A LONG WAY ARYA!!

Oh! I worked at a record store in college and I had people throw cassette tapes at my head!

Side bar: I just want y’all to know there is a new beer called Mountain Ale that is manufactured by Not Your Fathers brewery and it legit tastes exactly like Mountain Dew...we just got it here in nola and it’s 5.5 apv and delicious. Ur welcome

This is a ridiculous product I will never buy but has nonetheless improved my day b/c now I know it’s not *just me* getting mountain dew while I prep and maybe I’m not the schvitziest broad this side of a D cup.