Per Snopes:

Please tell me we’re not going to see this image over and over and over again as some sort of proof of god and his goodness and the strength of his will and bla bla bla ....

I approve this message.

Hey, guys need soft lips too! Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise, you should totally make that.

Only four episodes into a 10-episode series,

You can live a healthy life and still get cancer. Or MS or ALS, or several other diseases. Or, you know, get in a car accident.

What a brazen play to be appointed Secretary of Eugenics. Heard the position is still open.

https://xkcd.com/1827/

Bobby, you posted this horrible garbage food article during dinner time on purpose, didn’t you?

So what you are saying is that you don’t understand how black women’s hair works versus white women’s hair and how Shea Moisture even became a thing and you should just not have commented really.

He engaged in (some manner of unconventional sex act) with (non-human animal/completely inappropriate human animal) while at (some Trump property), attending a conference sponsored by (right wing organization which firmly denounces the sex act in question).

It is very

It really is a thing of beauty, this response. With just a trace of shade (“I really appreciate that other people do”), like nutmeg in a risotto.

“Some of my best friends have children.”

It’s mariJUANa, not marijuanA

Ooohhh.... I lurv tawdry. If you could throw in a little Naboo action, even better!

Well I am here for your Noel Fielding/Bake Off Fan Fic. Lemme know when you’re done. ;)

Imagine if they’d gotten Simon amstell in there too...they’d have Paul off crying in a corner within minutes

Don’t be mean to my goth boo Noel 😡

Make friends, they can share the login. I think pilots are usually available to everyone.