Do it! They can’t go vote for Trump if their head exploded :D

So weird—I heard she’ll be 45 in January.

Story time: I had this procedure done in the middle of summer on my thighs. Walking out of my derm’s office with frozen thighs in 98+ degree weather is likely the closest I will ever come to feeling like a literal superhero.

“Women aren’t weaker. I don’t care what science tells me!”

*tour guide voice*

Yeah, bitches only have to drink 77% as much alcohol to get as drunk as a Man.

I bet you’re fun at parties.

Wow, I’m really surprised.

I just laughed out loud at work in the most awkward way when I read that!

Australian poetry mate

I mean, I watch Married At First Sight. A show being awful does not prevent me from watching it.

I’m beyond excited and legit teared up while watching the preview.

Dubious stories told by friends’ parents about bible smuggling, missionaries being executed by masked men in foreign countries, christians being slaughtered by muslims in “Africa”, women being forced or tricked into having abortions, that sort of thing. All of this predates the internet.

My dad always said it’s not really Gatorade in there, but I had no idea.

that really is sandra bullock’s costume in every comedy she does.

What say you? I say — sorta!

Y’all, he’s baaaack....

This election isn’t just a dumpster fire, it’s a dumpster fire careening down a hill, causing traffic accidents and slamming right into the side of an orphanage.

Those pants should be illegal, but the rest of her is magnificent.

Something something, woke.