What a waste of money. 30 grand could have put a couple of those sex dolls through college.

It was that front-hug at the airport. Jim Bob was right. He totally sullied her. It is the road to sin.

Mark's penis-washing choir:

Mmmm, vegan enchiladas! Seriously, though, congrats on your engagement; he sounds like a sweet person with a decent sense of humor and an ability to roll with whatever's going down (or coming out!).