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I was happy that they now realize asking a home chef to mise en place means the home chef has to wash sixteen little glass dishes ourselves, so hopefully they’ll develop more one-pot dishes. And they’re like Awakening to “pantry pasta,” which is odd because they have a lot of regular recipes featuring dry pasta, and

His mom’s behavior answered SO many questions. Good god, bud, your family needs therapy. 

We’re about to go on mandatory work from home, and my house is fairly well-stocked, but I do plan on getting a ton of bananas on my way home so I can make PB&J smoothies with them while stroking my cats and avoiding my daily 3-hour-round-trip commute for a few weeks.

During the day when I actually need to use my hands, I like to use a light, non-greasy lotion without many perfumes or irritants, so think Aveeno or Eucerin. I do have a patch of eczema on each hand, so I’m also using Lush’s Lemony Flutter for maybe every third handwashing. This stuff is luxe, a little greasy but not

I have a lot of practice drinking with a straw and can generally judge how much force to use and when the drink will make it into my mouth. I have no practice sucking in my own ear wax from an AirPod, and there’s a 3000% chance I will use the improper amount of force and it will dislodge unexpectedly and head straight

Have them where I am (PNW) and before I stopped eating dairy, I would DESTROY bags of these. So good.

Petition to remove Amiel’s mouth noises from “Almost Every”

Watch the ones where Brad goes on a chocolate-making journey and meets at dog named Toby Goofy

I’ve been doing a lot of batch cooking and meal prep, including using my slow cooker, and I omit peas until just before serving for that reason. Reheating a prepared meal and tossing a handful of frozen peas in at the last minute is the only way to do things. 

Yes, this. And people saying “oh if you want to keep your personal stuff private then why are you even talking about this” in comments is so fucking stupid. Obviously she was put into a really exploitative position where this became necessary, and if you watch her vids, she is NOT the kind to overshare and stir shit

I am fascinated by the pimple popping, but something about this is so bad, I cannot. Will not. Goodbye forever. 

Has someone showed these to Cristine? 

Even if the beans don’t work out, a crock pot is a great thing to have anyway. I do mine six hours on high, no salt. If you want to add flavor during the cooking process, throw in a quartered onion and a few cloves of garlic. Salt makes them stay rock hard and IDK why. 

I’ve had good luck doing my chickpeas in the crock pot. I think that’s the only way I can cook beans from dry anymore. 

Emma, the Office Worker of the Future, stole my look 

I love this idea and will give it a shot. My go-to has been to use lentils in the sauce, cooked with Better than Bullion and some liquid smoke, and I’ve enjoyed the results for some time. Mushrooms are delicious - maybe I can combine methods. Frankegnese. 

Just got into the roasted garlic base, and the vegetable base is the BEST broth base flavor ever, hands down. It’s in everything I cook for Thanksgiving. 

I was only half paying attention to what I was looking at and thought that was Don Jr so 

Oh you mean like Diego Chara?