Are we out of ideas? 

Halo is a capsule, not a gummy. 

I am having a HELL of a time right now dealing with a suicidal friend so I am literally neck deep in this YouTube drama as it’s a way to distract myself betwen proof-of-life text messages, so yeah, I know more than I should, especially for someone in my 30s, and I’m not even mad about it. 

Morphe’s official Instagram is also not posting anything related to JC’s pallete right now. They often repost people who use their palletes and there’s a healthy dose of his Artistry one in the mix, but the last one on their feed is from a week ago, which was the conclusion of literally FIVE posts in a row using it.…

I don’t think she was even pregnant at her wedding

Oh that beeswax idea might just be a hot tip. I always have the oil pens but it gets absolutely EVERYWHERE. I also need to get a new set of them with a thicker barrel because these ones run out exceptionally quickly. 

There is nothing wrong with discoloration from nail polish on your nails. What is problematic is trying to bleach the color out (lemon juice, etc) or buffing it away (removing layers of nail and weakning them overall). Keep ‘em painted if you don’t like to see it.

This girl is a Bojack Horseman secondary character in the making. Adulthood is going to hit her like a fucking cement truck. 

I have never really been into caviar, but the savory/sweet mix for breakfast is always wonderful.

This whole family is *eyeroll* but consistenly, the children are the absolute cutest.

I had this idea too! My family has asparagus and scalloped potatoes with their Easter dinner so it is like 60% casserole already, but there’s got to be a way to make it weirder and more of a challenge... maybe! 

I can’t reach to hook it from the back as that requires more manual dexterity than unhooking it. Maybe it’s because my knockers are giant, or maybe it’s because I’m giant, but you’re welcome to come watch me struggle if you think I should be doing it differently. 

At least one, if not more, of the students, erm, helped out by their parents has already graduated. What happens to their degree? 

The hippies ruined the housing market so I am fine with whatever we do to Woodstock. 

My keto breath was so overpowering, I wouldn’t have known if my crotch had issues. I tried keto a few times and I could not deal with the breath issues. It’s not a way to live! 

And what of the women whose bodies have the scars and the loose skin from weight gain? Even if we lose it (which I have done, and then regained), my skin is still ‘ruined’ forever, and I have no baby to point to as a justification for it. My stretch marks are sin. 

well for some reason I can’t upload the picture I made of Sean SPICEr in Dune, so, your loss, everyone 

In the midst of all the horrible stuff that keeps happening at an unimaginable pace, I had nearly forgotten about him for a hot second, and now, he’s back, and I can once again shout into the void, what a piece of SHIT 

*whispers* Make a friend who works at OHSU and we can hook you up with courtesy passes for the tram *vanishes into the ether* 

Always empty your bladder before any bus trip, no matter how short you think it’ll be. I’ve been in buses that inexplicably broke down and we had to be transferred to another bus on the shoulder of the road, or just wildly unexpected traffic that slowed things down, and hazily (for migraine reasons) got on the wrong…