Saying something is “value add” instead of saying it will add value?

This needs to be like 4000% Alexander McQueen (and the image I want to use isn’t uploading so FINE)

Dim sum casserole. I don’t even care how the logistics of that work, but scallion pancakes need to get involved.

Same, she’s the one being stubborn and self-sabotaging.

I missed it too. EXCUSE TO RE-WATCH y/Y

Is it really SO HARD to be decent??

did she maybe tip cash orrrrrrr am I now defending a Kardashian

do want, but on a medicine where I can’t drink. Why god WHY

Mine are sag-city so I usually just wedge a towel between them and the rest of my torso while I’m off to the races, but yes this is amazing and I may need to reverse engineer it with an old t-shirt.

mountain dew = the best

I had a credit card aaaaages ago when I was in college and never closed the account, but due to some irresponsible habits I stopped using the card altogether and I’m just going to let that be forever and ever.

AW SHIT this is going to be as weird as I predicted. 

One time I refused to take back a customer’s shoes because they had been worn (gravel in the tread) and he threw them at me.

A contributing factor to why people expect that going apeshit works is how much managers always want to swoop in and be the heroes in customer service situations to avoid a conflict or bad Yelp review. I’m finally OUT of customer service, but in the hotel industry and the insurance industry (the latter probably having…

Absolutely going to give this a go! Marscarpone is so decadent and glorious, I cannot wait to have some that doesn’t cost $6 for a teeny tub

The only other one I could finish was The Edible Woman. I’ll try this one though!

I tried with this book. I *tried.* I’ve only been able to finish one other Atwood book after reading Handmaid’s Tale. IDGI.

I recently decided I don’t want to spend my entire weekend doing chores anymore, and although I am out of the house between 12-14 hours on workdays, I made a M-F post-it chore chart, with post-its of each chore I do, and used different color sharpies for the level of time commitment they need so I don’t put all my…

AGREE. I usually put his stuff on as “fall asleep” podcast because I don’t feel bad if I doze off within a few minutes.

Ugh. Her.