Have a star! I wish I could give you more.

I loooove rare beef; is it worth getting over the squick factor with poultry to try duck like this? I just got my Anova and plan to do steaks on Sunday, and when I do attempt chicken I want to make sure it’s safe to consume but as juicy as possible. Will it still be pink when it’s at that perfect zone?

Every day I think I’m as done with this country as I’m gonna get, and this country is like “try me.”

My pants only go through one wear before I wash them, but I generally feel most comfortable when I’m wearing underwear. No judgment to those who don’t!

Oh yes, I have many terms for it. I debated between that and My Flower.

My body has decided to become VERY OBVIOUS about ovulating and there’s a glob of mucus here or there and sometimes it has a bit of blood in it and it’s just like “great, even when I’m not on my period, I gotta deal with a constant reminder that I’m gonna be soon; good thing I packed some wipes and/or clean underwear.”…

She examined My Area and I also had a blood test for STDs.

My bestie got me started in Glow especially since I’ve had erratic periods once I got off birth control. Since then, we’ve both switched to Spot On and found it to be very accurate, full of some good tips, and a much more fun user experience (e.g. logging a period sends feminine products flying across your screen? yes…

This is incredibly helpful because I’ve been lately worried about my vaginal health (despite recently having a pap smear), so it’s good to know what is normal. Wish someone would have mentioned in health class that I’m gonna need to wear pantyliners even when I’m not on my period tho. Would have been helpful before I…

1) I ordered my Anova today. There’s a $40 off discount code for Mother’s Day. EXCITE.

I commute about 3 hours round trip every day, and while it is very annoying to not be able to use that time for things that need to get done, leaving me mere minutes each day to take care of my home or having to cram it all onto a weekend, I really enjoy the time I spend listening to podcasts, catching up on TV,…

Thank you for articles like this - my bestie is just learning how to do her makeup at 33, and had kept a mascara for like SIX years because she paid a lot for it. I had to basically shove her face INTO the internet so that she could bear to throw it away, and in order to get her used to tossing mascara, I loaded her…

• How many breakfasts do you eat?

I was born with a small congenital heart defect that was monitored and resolved due to being insured. So. This guy can SUPER fuck off.

Episode 3 cemented my misandry and I thought it had been pretty-well established before that point.

This sounds fun:

I’m absolutely shocked you went back after that! That’s pretty brave. I definitely hope the same sort of treatment doesn’t happen with publicizing these comments.

This is a great Mad Libs that could apply to so many members of the GOP. Well done. All the stars for you.

Todd Palin must feel SO fucking left out. I’m helping.

What I found especially galling about Dolezal is her insistence that this, like, racial mobility can go both ways, citing passing as proof. But passing is necessarily limited to a small number of people, whereas any delusional white woman such as herself can apply enough self-tanner to appropriate into another race as…