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There will be at least one tawdry scene about glitter getting into the choux pastry batter.

Thanks to this column, I have decided to reward myself at the end of the month with my own sous vide cooker if I stay on my gym/nutritional goals path (gym about 4 days a week, keep basically low carb like 90% of the time). I want the hell out of one of these now.

Thanks. Now I’m gonna be writing GBBO Fan Fic instead of working today.

30000% here for how weird Noel is going to make things.

Friends?! *kicks rocks*

I still haven’t seen this because I already told Hulu and Netflix to take all of my money and I don’t really want to add a third subscription WHIIIINE

My routine for a FULL gym day is a ten minute cardio warmup, then about 20-30 minutes weights, and then the remainder of my cardio (20 minutes usually). I find that warming up helps prevent fatigue and soreness.

But her lack of public denouncement takes the form of silence? Is she misusing “conflate?”

UH. NEED.

don’t brush ur teeth while u smile?

Vac, then spray with disinfectant?

ngl I kind of like the flower look but in a BATHROOM?

That is 100% correct

My dumb idiot cat sneaked into a closet and I didn’t see him and it closed. It was dark, about 5:30 AM, and it happened soundlessly. I went about my day, and came home and was terrified when he didn’t greet me at the door. Upon his reentry to the world, he stayed with me instead of going to get food. I found that he…

guys. I non-ironically love The Royals and I will link this on every Royals post til I die http://whatkatewore.com/

Oh my god we don’t know how our vagines work!

Being an adult who feels at peace about a miscarriage in the age of trump

oh god, Noel is gonna make this weird.

where does this even go???????