If I met him at a bar I’d totally find him attractive. It’s having seen the process of (slight) decay what’s turning people off his looks. Hell, I don’t look as I did when I was 20 either.

Great advice! Yeah, call the police immediately on that jerk. It’s not okay, and the connections are not worth it. There is something inherently wrong with him that he would think that’s funny or okay to do.

Maybe the first letter writer should just go straight for a restraining order. Seems like the most appropriate course of action, as I don’t know what the police would do exactly (generally, police departments don’t always know how to handle stalking or even take it seriously, which is what I’m guessing this would fall…

Agreed. Should have happened years ago. But a vast improvement nonetheless. Still, I would have advised him to go full Mark Strong. Damn that man has a beautiful bald head.

I’d been wondering why teen me had a crush. This picture answered those questions.

Baldness doesn’t bother me in the slightest UNLESS people try to pretend there’s still hair to work with. Just own it and you’ll look great.

God he was so hot. I was OBSESSED as a young teen. This brings back fond memories :)

RIP beautiful locks. RIP.

“The Prince got sick of being teased by Harry about going bald and this seemed like a practical solution — and one that should stop all the digs too.” Sky News notes that Harry and also Kate have been public teasing William about his hairline for years now.

Helen Mirren comes across as somebody who, when confronted with unsolicited penis, would point and laugh. She’s proper as hell, but knows how to cut at an ego.

He was such a dick about that and clearly doesn’t get it. He’s taking a very “middle school English teacher” approach and she’s clearly taking some poetic lisence and going more e.e. cummings with it.

OMG just thinking of this brought me more joy than I’ve had all week.

My comment is in the greys, so it may never see lite, but “Pieces of You” changed my life. Amazing record.

It also makes me miss Pop Up Video...

Hey! That squirrel is just checking the wiring, it has a tiny work order in its truck.

That’s fine and all but I’m never not gonna like Jewel so...

I am 33 years old and have loved Jewel since I was but a wee child and she first came out with songs. I loved her stupid poetry book as a 13 year old. As a fellow jacker up grill haver, I loved her snaggle ass tooth. She’s alright. She slept in a van.

Jewel c. 2018 is exactly like Jewel c. 1998, the year she released her iconic song about coming to terms with the size of her hands.

I love Jewel. She and her snaggletooth will always hold a special place in my heart. I swore up and down that I sounded JUST like her when I sang along with her music and was convinced I had major talent until my cousin was like “You sing too high pitch and it’s annoying” and then I realized I should probably focus on…

Someone needs to let Jewel know that another person with small hands has made us all profoundly not okay.