Oh fuck I forgot about that. The beautiful, inspiring story of how if his teenage mother had aborted him she would’ve never gotten to cash in on his talents and exploit him as a child.

I actually winced when I read that. I cannot even imagine. Poor Tom.

Bieber has never done anything to convince me he’s not a shit person.

You’re absolutely right. I had a patient go through this last year after she needed surgery on her foot. I was really nervous for her and unfortunately she did end up relapsing; I’m sure the (very mild) pain meds were not the only factor, she definitely did not have enough support in the community. She’s clean again…

A longer report stated he had been performing with a fractured hip!? :( And the pain meds were so he could keep touring.

Oh my god I loved Chi-Chi’s.

My mom was born in Germany, where they pronounce Regina with a hard “g” and the “-ina” part sounds like “eena”. It’s a beautiful name with that pronunciation.

Ummm that bird feeder sounds ADORABLE.

I am so sorry to have spoiled your innocence in this matter.

Were the cousins by any chance from Northwestern Ontario?

Nahhhh it’s PRETTY far removed from that. I had a ton of high school friends whose parents were paying for their (massive) weddings, and they still had these parties to really just make sure they squeezed every dollar out of their friends & families.

They had those types of pre-wedding parties in my hometown, and they are horribly tacky but tons of people still shamelessly do it. It is separate from the type of “stag/hen party” (or bachelor/bachelorette party) that you are familiar with. Basically you rent a big hall or something and people pay like $5 to get…

Congratulations on your penis.

My little sister has the most adorable snaggle fang. I’m so jealous. She’d be way too perfectly gorgeous with perfect teeth; it gives her face just the right amount of character.

A couple days ago I literally sat down and wrote myself a note that just said “it’s going to be okay”.

I make it my business to be amused and delighted by small/common things on a daily basis. People laugh at me all the time and most don’t get it.

Ok those are super cute kids.

I really gotta get me one of those.

If by “dour” you mean they don’t adhere to the fake cheerfulness and constant blathering and inability to tolerate silence which North America seems to think are virtues?

It is a gorgeous name, I’m sad the car company kinda ruined it in the English-speaking world. And Louisa is my number one pick if I ever have a daughter! (My great-grandmother was Louise, the most sweet and stylish lady ever.)