So, let me get this straight: Missori cops want to punish black men for putting their hands up and saying "Don't shoot." Hrm.

Good thing for them that no Ferguson police officers were at the game.

Just because both this and the Chelsea Clinton stuff have a common theme (namely that Republicans are massive assholes) doesn't mean that they're all that similar. People can be massive assholes in various different ways.

The one the Priest, the Minister, the Rabbi and the Imam keep walking into.

What kind of lame ass bars is this woman going to?

Burning down buildings, torching cars and discharging weapons is a hell of a lot different than killing or harming someone. How many cops have been seriously maimed or injured since this happened? I mean I know we'd hear about it if one was, so tell me, how many? These weapons could have been discharged in the…

Will Whoopi say it wasn't "murder murder"?

But who will they follow around the store if we don't show up?

I'm gonna say because his pride - perhaps white- was hurt when Brown didn't jump when he said jump. Yeah, yeah. Brown shouldn't have been jaywalking, shoulda listen to the cop. Blah blah blah. But it all boils down to Wilson being a little bitch because Brown didn't bow down to him when he expected him to.

As opposed to the constant barrage from Mike Brown that we've had to put up with - oh, wait.

Also, don't forget that he expanded in size, grew four more arms, and caught fire.

Absolutely. Anyone who thinks this is only about Mike Brown hasn't been paying attention.

From the way the governor was speaking in the days leading up to this, it seem like it was a foregone conclusion that Wilson wouldn't be indicted.

Wilson's team has indicated that they never expected an indictment.

The long, proud, American tradition of covering up the crimes of white men continues.

In Whoopi's world, rich people can do no wrong. She defends rich rapists, rich racists, etc. Anyone who targets rich people is automatically the guilty one.

Adam Levine is the only Jewish guy my grandma would not be thrilled with me marrying. If I brought him over for Thanksgiving, she would pull me aside and whisper, "What happened to that nice Muslim boy you were dating last year?"

Did she learn nothing from Joey Tribbiani? When actors say dismissive shit about their writers, they are killed off. (R.I.P., Dr. Drake Ramoray.)

You're missing the point by a mile and being rather obtuse. No, this woman was not obligated to perform, and no, Oprah was not obligated to ask her. But when Oprah's company decided that they wanted performers of a certain caliber, they should also expect to pay them, like any other vendor or service provider. They…