.... that people with phobias don’t register as toys.

You know many wise 18 year olds?

“As you rape your wife don’t look her at her face, trust me guys, that’s just awkward.”

The best part of the recent Kirk Cousins dust up is watching the DC media become incredulous at the the idea that Jay Gruden and themselves are giving a Kirk a pass that wasn’t afforded to RGIII.

But the “RG3 is a shitty person and Kirk Cousins is a fresh start!” is a much easier sell when you can brand Griffin as “arrogant” and “diva” and “lazy” (wink wink).