On a car capable of those speeds how is it useless exactly?

25yo reference is still a good reference.

Getting on jalopnik.com.

Not only the (fantastic) bat flip, but the rare double OUTTA HERE from Gary Cohen. When that happens, you’ve done something.

Even better? The behind-the-back helmet toss between 3rd and home: 3D chess levels of uppity.

Dear Deadspin, get a new video player. The current one hangs up about 80% of the time when I’m trying to watch in Safari.

I’d get into it with you but I’ve already had this conversation a thousand times with you delusional fucking morons and I’ve realized there’s no fucking point in trying to have a rational conversation with any of you. You’re just very gullible fucking idiots who are so afraid of the world that you’ve concocted this…

I’m glad this car is getting some love. My dad bought one of these (in the OZ flavor) when I was in high school. I was a responsible son, so I autocrossed it!

I have one of those, an ‘03 OZ. (hence my username. I concur - they’re slow) I beat on it to death every day, it’s got 220K miles on it and it starts up every morning, without a wisp of smoke from the exhaust. Granted, I change the oils regularly.

Guy almost had his neck broke but it’s a tragedy Iowa is going to have to play without their defensive anchor. Great announcing guys.

This is now a Silicon Valley gif party.

You don't have to be uber-PC to disdain the Confederate flag for what it stands for.

YES! In the 70's and 80's, the smog was so bad (I grew up in LA basin) that we had “smog alerts” in school and couldn’t go out during recess/lunch. Instead teachers kept us stay in class and had us rest our heads on the desk to play Heads Up Seven Up. I thought all schools had these smog alerts - nope, just So.Cal.…

Yeah this is another uinverse of money that I don’t live in. I mean, with 20 million I could have a very, very nice life and so could the next several generations of my family actually many generations. Or, I could have one car that I could never drive.

Don’t believe anyone who offers you that deal.

I dearly love my ‘13 5 speed Evo. Or as much love as you can project on an inanimate object. I first acquired it as a lease (and what an incredible lease. Mitsu was already on the decline and if you knew where to go you could get them for a song) and within two days I knew I would be keeping it.

Patrick: Should we let Stef drive the last Evo?