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What’s everyone’s favorite Brendan Fraser movie?

I also like to think you just completly undid Daniel Days of Lewis

Yes, I was confused about that for a second but then I remembered that conservatives routinely have their own definition of what words mean and they have nothing to do with reality.

When you run into your 8th grade algebra crush at the bank.

I’m more upset about Silverman microwaving them.

Maybe not a bad thing? Like its just we are putting something out there into the ether and offering it without the thought of anything in return.

Off topic and I apologize if this has already been addressed, but why can’t I see the amount of stars given? I’ve tried using my phone and laptop.

♫ Unblock My Heeeeeart, say you’ll @ you agaain...♫

There still some environment left to destroy? And some insufficiently terrified non-white people?

I had The Wendy Show on in the background a couple weeks ago, and I always knew she was messy, but MAN I don’t know what was going on with her. Drugs, personal problems, on the verge of a nervous breakdown... she was not right in the head.

How to Not Die in America

On the second Tuesday in June, I start to feel fluish. If this is 2016 and I’m still a freelance writer, I’m losing

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I forgive someone for not knowing the Caesar salad was actually popularized in Tijuana, and that there is nothing Roman about it. But is poppyseed a hard word? Did she call romaine lettuce “Roman lettuce”? Is this supposed to be clever/funny/entertaining? It just seems like a poorly done imitation of this video, which

The GOP is never going to drop Trump.

I always thought it was common knowledge that Fred Armisen was a douche canoe toward women.

If you pull your pants down in public, you waive the right to be insulted by observations.

I truly enjoy Baskets, especially Martha and Christine, and I’d like to fist bump Zach over this comment but...

All of this makes me nervous. SNL, please just keep it under wraps. Anything that might trigger Trump into interfering with the investigation is not a good thing. Let him just believe what he wants to believe while Mueller navigates behind the scenes....

Alas I fear this is the most glee we’ll get from the Mueller investigation. I can feel the fizzle coming. I really hope I’m wrong.

Same, I hate Kurt Loder (he’s a randian dipshit) but this is just such a hardcore own that I had to share.