Is it some kind of har har har thing with the Oscars to pair a short with a tall? Jody and Jennifer looked dumb together.

I ask myself that every day... what if obama..., seriously everyday.

Clone dat bitch

He didn’t chop down that cherry tree he chewed it down with his slave teeth!!

Tiffy with the good personality and the brain

Seacrest is asexual

Louisiana was the only state not to participate in the wpa slave narrative histories. Bad shit going on down there

Will you clit cutters knock it off, please?

Colonizer doesn’t work unless you’re talking to the Portuguese, the Belgians, the Dutch, the French or the Brits. Damn, you clit cutters been had by everybody

Colonizer doesn’t work unless you’re talking to the Portuguese, the Belgians, the Dutch, the French or the Brits. Damn, you clit cutters been had by everybody

I think Seacrest put these stories out to make him appear not neuter.

Her mom blew right over that rape to get to the important part about the stuff.

Kidnap that old shit.

Why are the women’s breasts poking out of their warrior/ security squad outfits so provocatively? Why put a bullseye on their breasts. Men always get chest protection

 Why did T’SeeYaL8r run out and leave her there? Figures

Bronz tho

I feel his pain. I feel the same when a black person uses the word mayonnaise against me

Ok. 2003. No mention until now?

Why? Tarantino didn’t direct that

The comfort of victimhood