She is in Goddamn everything.

Did you miss Maleficent doing pretty damn well at the box office?

Pretty sure this is her reaction to people who hate her dress.

Then the Tabloids would probably just buy it off others. The way I see it, you can either go ninja and wait for the paps to inevitably party crash you, or you can invite them in, and lock them in the press room (and get some extra money for charity in the process).

I feel like maybe you need to pick better things to hate than some loving family's wedding.

They did that with pix of the twins and donated the whole $SHITLOAD to charity.

Is her veil embroidery of drawings by her children? GENIUS IDEA IS GENIUS

I'm going to buy ALL OF THE TABLOIDS because the ones pissed that People got another exclusive from Brangelina are going to go apeshit.

Ok, so those are her children's drawings, sewn onto the dress by the master tailor at Versace. Fuck whatever reservations that top bit is giving me - I love this dress.

Here's another I just read on the linked Reddit thread:

"I remember being a kid and we went to Disney for the first time with my parents and when we were walking in, looking at the Castle (Magic Kingdom?) straight on, I looked up at my Mom and she was bawling her eyes out like a little girl. (I was maybe 9)

Ugh, Ed Sheeran just lost major points with me. I absolutely loathe people that use the "If I had a daughter, she wouldn't do x" argument for things they don't like. It reflects the mindset that girls are still their father's property.

So you're telling me that Beyonce should be appreciated for her hard work, but only to certain point. If getting a shitty lifetime award from the VMAs is too much appreciation for you, then I don't ever wanna know your low bar for reverent. I'm not a Beyonce stan, but she definitely deserves the level of reverent that…

It's something Beyonce does for the song Flawless, she flashes certain key words from the speech part of the song on the background screen- on her tour earlier this year she flashed "FEMINIST" and it stayed up for a good 5-6 seconds before she started her song, so it's definitely something she wants to emphasize.

I loved that vine. Its such a sweet, non orchestrated moment that every parent can relate to.

I used to dislike Beyonce, but in the recent year she has grown on me a LOT. I love how she can be so open about her sexuality in songs. I know they may be sorta heteronormative, but they speak to me as a straight girl in a long term relationship. Also she has a beautiful voice and she publicly calls herself a…

Yes! I don't think they read the article — or the comments. Otherwise they would probably figure out that they are not, in fact, the only person in the entire world who hates Beyonce. It would be a mind blowing experience to actually take the time to read, to comprehend, to know that they are not the only souls in…

They got here REAL quick. I love when people read entire article that's clearly praising Beyonce just to say they don't like her. Why even click in the first place?

Loved the whole thing. The Vine of Blue, the montage of the entire album, the whole fam on stage. Beyonce works her fucking ass off. She deserved the award. And I thought the performance was great, though she could have just done Drunk in Love 10000 times and I would have been happy. Sister is amazing.

He's totally like "Hey did anyone else see how adorable my baby is or was I the only one?"

omg jay-z's face in that last vine. that whole thing is priceless.