A note to rape culture apologists; this is the kinds of shit that happens when you push the "she was asking for it" narrative. Nobody is safe when this attitude is allowed flush. Being elderly won't be protect you from being victim blamed and slut shamed. Very young children won't be protected from it either. So…

Quick. Someone. Give me the German word for "Crying bitter, angry, and sad tears over the horrible truth of a point being made, while simultaneously laughing at the humor being employed to do so and cooing over adorable children."

My heart cannot handle how cute the little boy in the red hat is.

Does Drake realize that they put Hoffman on the cover because of his portrayal of Lester Bangs in Almost Famous? There's no doubt that they would put him one the cover considering his six degree connection, but that was pretty fucked that they didn't give him the option of pulling his feature for another time.

While I love Philip Seymour Hoffman's work and am not a huge fan of Drake, I thought Questlove's response (basically noting that African-Americans don't end up on the Rolling Stone cover much at all and Drake was right to be excited about it) was really interesting.

you GUYS. I am a regular jezzie and Kate Hansen is my cousin. I just am so excited to see her on here. she's seriously this amazing, funny, and dance-y in real life. she's doing great for a first time Olympian and we are so proud of her. couldn't have someone better to rep the family - she's so great. USofkAte!

I think this is a bit different than that. I believe this is alleging that Match uses their pictures to create false/dummy accounts to get people to sign up for their service —"look at all the hot ladies/men on this site". It's not like Johnny my next door neighbor making an account and using someone else's pictures…

In fairness, they were originally going to ask for $4.5 zillion, but they were afraid people might not take them seriously.

"I would like to see something a little more 'sports-specific' from her"...

And what, pray tell, is not sports specific about Beyonce's dance moves? She is the consummate athlete. If you've ever full on danced to a Beyonce song the whole way through you are SWEATIN' if you're doin' it right!!

"Sliders." They call themselves "sliders" rather than "lugers" because, well, say that out loud. I know this because I went to college with one. She totally rocked.

I want Ellen to invite her on her show so they can dance together. That would be amazing. (Although she is totally amazing all be herself.) She can rock AND she's an Olympic athlete.

Has anyone asked her what she is ACTUALLY listening to? Because I would love to know the music that inspires such an awesome dance party of one. Also, eff that commentator. Dance is THE BEST way to relieve stress, IMHO. Go on with your bad self, lady! ETA: I know it's Beyonce. But is it Sasha Fierce Beyonce? Crazy In…

Here's your 'sports specific'

At one point, he went rogue and started commenting in other subreddits.

You're not alone. I don't get how it works or what's going on or who said what.

Am I the only one who avoids Reddit because the website looks like such a clusterfuck? I feel like I can't find anything, don't know what anyone's talking about. I'm sure if I spent more time there, I'd get the hang of it, but every time I go there it's like, OH FUCK NO and I go to a more pleasantly designed site.

I think his relationship with Soon-Yi Previn could be argued as relevant. Another adopted child from the household, much younger than him.... come on.

because people weren't calling him an asshole, they were calling him a nigger.

I replayed that Gaby Hoffman line so many times. It was cathartic and she is brilliant. I've been loving the show this season.