Norm MacDonald's book is one of the greatest books I ever read. The Old Jack story and the Boy in the White Coffin shift so drastically in tone it leaves you stunned. I had to read both parts a second time to make sure it really said what it said.

You're life, and the lives of a vast majority of people, has never been better. That's not a statement that has anything to do with politics or any of that garbage, that's just fact.

So, from this list I get, rich, famous people died, some who were beloved by millions some who were not. Celebrities got their feelings hurt. A guy half the country didn't want to be president became president (which would read as a woman half the country didn't want to become president became president if the…

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He anally raped a 13 year old girl.

Unreal.

Clinton made her supporters wait until 3 AM then sent out John Podesta to awkwardly say the election was not over.

Trump won 31 Popular votes that day.

Mandate/Mandated.

Sorry, grammar hammer, 70K is not mandated legally for a recount.

Is it?

Are Gunther and Noah supposed to be the same age? Noah looks like ten years older than Gunther.

I don't know, am I?

70K vote difference in PA. That's a mandate? Get lost.

That's a paraphrased quote from Hillary "Why am I not ahead by 50 points?" Clinton.

Yay! Anti-Catholicism.

Oh, did you?

Wait. I thought undermining the election results was dangerous and Un-American! You can't have it both ways.

The article mentioned that did it?

Never heard of it.