??? I was a nanny for a long time and I have always had long nails. You just...wash your hands and use a brush under your nails real quick? Also...if you’re doing it right you don’t necessarily get poop on your hands...?? That’s what wipes are for? Maybe she wears gloves?? Who cares??! Sorry for all the question marks…

I’ve given no fucks about the Oscars since Crash won Best Picture over Brokeback Mountain.

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And every time the movies also ignore that Churchill was also a terrible, incredibly racist person. (Oldman isn’t a treat, either.)

One of the weirder things I’ve seen is white people saying that they liked the movie until it got “bogged down with messaging”. One dude told me he liked everything about the movie except the “blatant” race stuff, and I was like...the whole fucking movie is blatant race stuff! I also feel like they missed the point of…

Get Out is great, not only because of the racial issues it tackles, but it’s also just a great horror movie that deserves all the hype it’s been getting. I mean, that opening scene, when you see the car door open? That’s some Wes Craven-level mastery. It rocks, for multiple reasons, and anyone who says otherwise is a…

So gross. And almost as gross is Karen Long saying “the two Mexicans”. Maybe the two waitstaff? Waiters? Employees?Right about now the owners and the patrons of this establishment seem about the same level of hot mess.

If she hadn’t dropped “mama bear” and all of the exclamations, I could have read the review as hyperbolic. Now the presence of buttholes are more than confirmed.

“THE MEXICANS” Jesus Butthole Christ

There’s a call to support Two Vegan Sistahs which is black-owned.

Breastfeeding in food areas is a-ok, that’s food. Diaper changing should be done in poop areas, that’s poop. Seems obvious?

Yeah, I love kids (and work at a children’s hospital) but that’s just nasty. No excuse for that. Impolite, unsanitary, etc.

Based on the fact that it’s a vegan restaurant and they’re practicing some form of attachment parenting by bringing their kids to the restaurant they run on the regular, they probably use cloth diapers. Which typically have either Velcro or snap closures. But modern disposables also close with Velcro-ish tabs.

Ohhhhh, someone brought the tea! Also, that shit is nasty!

The dirty-footed yodeling child took me over the edge...

Here’s what I’d like to add:

Oh come off it. I get it... there are existential threats and then there are existential threats. But you know perfectly well that Asian men, in different ways, depending on where they are from, get a raw deal in the US. Asian people, and especially Asian men, are presumed to have no interiority, no real inner…

Esp Asians who are also Muslim....

Speilberg specifically did not draw a check from Schindlers list because he thought it would be blood money. Bad example.

The way with which it was done. If you watch Schindler’s List, I don’t think you get the impression that “Psh, Spielberg’s just doing this for the money...”. Whether or not he actually cares about the Holocaust (his background and charity work would imply he cares as much as anyone), he went to great lengths to ensure…