What, is he expecting a Rathalos to crash the game show? Or does he want to show the Cloud Strife cosplayers what a real sword looks like?

“...instead of have an actual discussion on the nuances of society and its constructed entitlements.”

‘The Patriarchy’

So it’s Fiction then?

I fucking love Rocket League. Probably my GOTY (so far). I was playing a ranked match the other night and - after 2 minutes - we were down 6-1! One of our team started to berate the other two of us (“fuckin noobs” “start playin noob lol” etc). So me, and the other player grabbed the game by the scruff of the neck.…

absolute drivel

Hopefully.

I'm sorry, you seem to be mistaken. There never was a game called Brotherhood of Steel. It never existed, and anyone who insists otherwise is a filthy goddamn liar who needs their mouth washed out with soap.

Enterprise.

Q: How do you remove egg from your face?
A: You delete it from the internet.

Hybrid’s, brought on by the auto companies themselves.

It’s just good ol’ Cthulhu dealing with constipation again.

How did that guy avoid getting murdered in hiw sleep?

Dimetrium plates for mastercrafted witcher gear!

Yes, because nothing else in 1999 could have done it...

Sadly, this will never happen:

Just when you think they don’t have fingernails left to scrape the bottom the barrel, they pop a Vicodin and start dragging away with their bleeding fingerstumps.

This thing would have come and gun if not for the sensationalist media. Which is quite funny in my opinion because it is a perfect example on how media can escalate situations through sensationalism.

Well I’m certainly not risking my Pokémon’s lives at a center that uses windows 8.

Herpes. No thanks

You got two TSA agents on your six, shake “em loose!