This is some SHOCKING TRUTH!

I fucking thought this would be a serious article I'm laughing so hard right now hahahaha

Way back before Spore came out, EA released a free trial of their creature creator editor to drum up some hype. The options were really limited but since I had been looking forward to Spore for a couple years, a free trial to scratch that itch would be nice, right?

Never even looked at a MOBA for that reason

Playing counterstrike on my gaming PC when all of a sudden, BSOD! Oh no, look over, see a 6 inch flame flying out the top of my tower as it tries to reboot. I proceed to yell at the computer for being so dumb as to reboot while on fire. Spend next few hours ripping the machine apart and stuffing my enormous graphics…

Hands down the worst PC gaming experience I've had was when, after spending nearly two months learning league of legends by researching how to play my chosen champion, watching videos of how to play the game, and playing against the cpu, I began playing against human opponents only to be derided, insulted, and…

Because the stakes are really low. You can mess around with this version in ways you couldn't with a Western release. Imagine if they released this in the West. The Xb1 owners would be pissed that they can't play it. The PC people would bitch that you can't DL from steam but from the MS store or something like that.…

Man, the first Halo game to come to PC in a long time and it's free-to-play? I don't see this ending well.

Typical UNMC propaganda. We all know John is a saint.

Honestly though, I'm confused. What should I believe to not be a misogynist? Should women show cleavage and be objectified by men? Or should they show cleavage because they are free to do whatever they want with their bodies? It is misogyny when a woman uses her body in a sexual manner to attract viewers? Is it bad…

OK, yes, his name is whatever you want it to be. But it would be damn stupid if every article about every Zelda game referred to him as "the protagonist" or some other roundabout name.

Except, y'know, in all official guides, instruction manuals, word of Nintendo, and the games where he's named Link and you can't change it *cough* Four Swords *cough*. :P
I didn't like that article. Might as well tell me Yu Narukami's name isn't Yu Narukami.

Why is it now popular to hate Minecraft? It can be a seriously fun game. If you just stick to creative mode without mods it can be a very relaxing experience where you can create digital buildings and worlds. Yes I'd like kids to play with real Legos, but Minecraft has it's place. You can build things that would be…

I'm 24 and have no shame in admitting that I still have fun downing a 12-pack and playing Minecraft for six hours on a Saturday.

Meh. . .I prefer mine forged out of real scissors.

Don't you mean #FISTworldproblems? I'll see myself out (slams door).

I'd rather someone replace your flooring with Legos.

So one thing that Minecraft has over Lego is that it teaches kids digital logic and engineering in a way that Lego just can't do. Lego can teach a kid how to build a wall. Minecraft can teach a kid how to build a CPU. That's what the redstone book is about. It's almost tricking kids into learning math and engineering…

TryingToLearnGuitarButHavingAHardTimeLearningTheScalesAndModesAndPrecise-FingeringOfEachNoteAndChordQuest

It's not disgusting because it's fan fiction and erotica. It's disgusting because people still use Sonic characters as if they were still relevant.