Thanks. I was looking for something to complete my “Is Billy Haisley Still a Shitty Soccer Writer? An Investigation” article.

Hey Billy, Go eat a bag of dicks.

Are the Galaxy terrible in defense? Yes! Is it terrible analysis to determine the quality of 22 other teams based on the play of one? Yes!

Just like Republicans: If you need to mislead when you are trying to make your point, then your point is pretty much worthless.

Kudos to whoever edited out the other 8000 plus words.

As does Ligue 1:

But but but all that stuff he said about their payroll! You’ll have to forgive Billy, he’s a Barca fan and he’s used to leagues where spending a bazillion dollars automatically means success. 

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And the Galaxy is one of the worst teams in the MLS. Thats like saying the MLB is total garbage because look at the Royals. The Browns prove the NFL is shit. Nice analysis ya fuckin’ troll.

Does that mean the Premier League sucks ass too?

Ov hit everything last night

“unless it’s adding massive debt financed tax cuts to please wealthy donors, which they knocked out like clockwork”

What is the worst living thing on Earth? If you answered “centipedes,” you’re correct! But coming in a close second are humans, of course.

Any engine that you can hear the exhaust note as it approaches you, is doing a great job in the noise department

If I am being totally honest, sometimes I am a little jealous of these people who just have zero shame. How easy life must be for them.

The LS7.R is such a nasty-sounding beast of an engine.

Many new cars have speakers in the dash that make the ‘rumrumrum’ engine noise now.

He’s got reverse racoon eyes from the tanning goggles.

This is largely true, modern cars have so much sound insulation that unless you’re revving the crap out of it, you may actually have a hard time hearing the engine at all. My car has the VW EA888 and below 2.5K rpm you can’t even tell that the engine is on at all.

I got to ride in a Model X for a long trip and it was stunning how loud the interior is at highways speed. It might have been the lack of engine noise, but it could also just be they suck at NVH more than other companies. Think of how long it has taken car makers to get NVH right. It is not a trivial problem.