These kinds of skies usually suggest that the Ghostbusters are about to get some work done. Go get ‘em, Dr. Venkman!

“They’re gonna have Game 2 anyway, and Games 3 and 4—but almost certainly not Game 5"

Wait, we’ve gone from the Rockets being favored in Game 1 and having a +180 series price to “they’re almost certainly going to get swept”? This feels like a overreaction. I think the Warriors are the better team, but they certainly…

Literally, I am.

That first half might’ve been the best half of basketball I watched this year. The Rockets really lost the game when they made no adjustments to their offense after halftime. They have to play with off ball movement. I think it would help the role players find their rhythm if they’re catching the ball in motion. They…

WTF are you talking about? He tripped over Looney and landed on his elbow. His ankle was never hurt or stepped on. And he was fucking on fire all night. Both before and after.

That identification is the best possible proof that Google is incapable of super artificial intelligence.

It’s not a bullshit call if it’s literally in the rules. If you feel it’s a bullshit rule, that’s another matter. You can move on the line before the kick. You can’t come above the line. He took 3 steps above the line before the kick. That’s especially egregious.

But that wasn’t a step or two and the dude moved forward a full yard.

But they always do move before the ball is struck, and it’s never called. To call it during penalties during a tournament is bullshit and suspect. Poor kid.

It’s about time a referee called that shit.

Selfies.

I agree. At the last one I was at I yelled very loudly that we were just celebrating a meaningless distinction of a social construct.

What if she wasn’t really pregnant and the ball was full of cash and happiness?

Counterpoint:

This could work. Curry would foul out in the first quarter while guarding Harden. However, he’d also amass 54 points in that quarter if Harden was guarding him.

We’ve been waiting for it all year and the wait is finally over: the finals are here.

Driving combativity (in race):

+2: …

+1: Verstappen, Magnussen, Leclerc, Alonso

0: Hulkenberg, Gasly, Raikkonen, Ocon, Hamilton, Bottas, Vettel, Ricciardo, Sainz, Stroll, Hartley, Ericsson, Perez

-1: Sirotkin, Vandoorne

-2: Grosjean

Yeah it was a real snoozer, the most exciting thing about the whole weekend was the #SpainishGP paint screw up.

What is that bullshit? Dinosaurs and human silhouettes didn’t even exist at the same time, dude.