It was Lovren’s clearance that went off Milner for the own goal.

thats not because its a boring track. its because they normally run races in central texas in the fucking summer. there is not anywhere to hide from the sun, they dont advertise the non f1/motogp races for shit. there is one real way in and out and even for concerts that shit backs up so it takes forever to get in…

That could be five sentences instead of one, only by adding a few words with capital letters. It really is amazing.

Bayern have spent $330m on players over the past three seasons, including the brightest jewels from basically every other German team, but sure, you can cast them as the wily underdog since you’re completely inept, I guess.

Whoever wrote this has no fucking clue about Bayern, they literally dismantled Klopp’s Dortmund (who were their biggest competition at the time) and bought all their star players in order to keep dominating the bundesliga, and somehow now they’re the shining paladins of righteousness against evil Madrid.

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Suffice it to say, in a sport structured so completely around crowning the most deserving teams with titles, and where the definition of “deserving” has a specific meaning that gets at not only the quality of a team’s players but also the often innovative strategic solutions a team comes up with to overcome opponents…

Tears never tasted so fucking good

It’s a bit much to castigate Real for being the richie riches of football while failing to note that Bayern Munich are the Galaticos of the Bundesliga. They continually buy up the best talent in Germany from their potential rivals, which is why they’ve strolled to the Bundesliga title every season since 2012-2013,…

for such a great site, it really sucks that Deadspin continues letting Billy cover soccer

Real Madrid winning the European Cup for the third consecutive time and the fourth time in five years—a team that doesn’t play in any particularly notable or instructive way and only teaches the tautological lesson that being rich and successful leads to more riches and success—would, to an extent, undermine what…

Any Penguins who shared a locker room with Matt Cooke can pretty much shut the fuck up about Wilson.

I don’t even have a horse in the race, but shit. Wilson isn’t half as dirty as Cooke was and the Pens won a Cup with him.

I think the Pelicans still have a chance to make the series interesting. Probably not a chance to win it but at least a chance to take it to six or seven games. Because despite the fact that Steph came back and pretty much looked like Steph and despite the fact that Durant went full on super saiyen mode in the fourth…

I think a 59-20 free throw advantage makes them invincible.

Might want to get that eye glass prescription renewed.

and left the ice....

When I was in Basic training, at Ft. Bliss (El Paso) Texas, in the summer I drank out of my lid after sweating out 2 gallons of life doing chem warfare practice. MOPP 4 in El Paso in July is hot, lemme tell ya. My battery-mates (Air Defense = artillery, hence battery vs company) were disgusted, but that was only…

That was going to be a tough play even if he remembers to use his feet from the get go. That was a terrible decision and pass by the defender.

Looks like he was just gonna slide and grab the ball with his arms/hands... but realized too late that he couldn’t do that (since the ball was kicked to him by a teammate).

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