It’s clearly Labia Smelling Event ... must I do all the work?

The attacker had a wide open header right in front of the goal, and he was both pushed and kicked over by the defender. Clear PK, plus it should have been a red card for denying an obvious goal-scoring opportunity.

And a leg around the neck.

It’s just a shame that such an obvious penalty (should have been a red card for DOGSO as well) is being called “controversial” in may places.

by ex teammates getting better do you mean Kevin Durant and James Harden, two of the best five or so players in the league? Because if you do, that argument rings a little hollow.

Look, when Westbrook is playing, somebody is going to get a lot of rebounds. Might as well be him.

“If people could fucking 15 rebounds, they would.”

When Kane turns into the Chris Benoit of football at least we can say there were signs.

I’m rooting so hard for Westbrook to get his triple double average so we can listen to his MVP voters explain why Big Round Numbers are actually different this year than last year.

I’m a big fan of both Spurs and Kane, but this is embarrassing.

“Quite dramatic language there for something so seemingly meaningless!”

If Kane wasn’t English, I’m sure the league wouldn’t have done a thing about it..

Spurs fan, even I find Harry’s thirst for this goal really embarrassing.

Maybe he just really wants to get rid of his baby

Salah is correct. Kane should be ashamed of himself for claiming that trash. Even if he touched it he did nothing to affect the path of the ball. He’s a douche.

I’ll let Chris Paul nutmeg me for ten million bucks.

He should have just retired right there. Taken off his jersey and walked off the court.

Are you seriously pointing out that the MLS is not an elite soccer league to a guy who has previously admitted that he knows nothing about soccer, and simply stated that they were the coolest because Zlatan is the coolest?

Fucking idiots, not starting Deulofeu