Correct me if I’m wrong, but I don’t think F1 ever raced at Road Atlanta...

Four-time Indianapolis 500 winner A.J. Foyt was briefly hospitalized after an attack of Africanized killer bees he encountered while working on his ranch.

These are killer bees, not honey bees. A man-made invasive species. Get off your high horse.

Yeah they weren’t honey bees you fuckstick. They were the type of bees helping to displace honey bees.

It is quite hard for me though. You think that Japan shouldn’t draft pedestrian safety legislation? On that basis just about anything could be deemed to be “protectionist”. Japan (and many other places) drive on the left and therefore buy rhd vehicles. Is that discriminatory to places where they make lhd vehicles?…

Pepperidge Farm remembers.

Cimarron.

This is my favorite thing since the election:

The word par entered English usage in the 17th century to mean “standard”, derived from the Latin for equality/equal. Think like the expression “par excellence”. Sometime around the beginning of the 20th century the term “subpar” become popular in finance to describe things that were undervalued. A few years after…

so the explanation for why he might not be an idiot with this bowling ball story is that he is misrepresenting the truth in a way that makes him look like an idiot. This is up there with the trade deficit story he told about Trudeau. It’s a Trumpmitzvah.

Heat from the engine might warp the plastic. That’s all I can think of.

Yeah but nothing matters anymore. His supporters will claim he said it in jest or as a metaphor. That’s what they do with everything.

To be fair we knew that before he was elected...

Look on the bright side: if they were alive they probably would have voted for him.

“Today’s the day I might just be a step too slow...”

You’re definitely right on the comma, are you positive about the ellipses? I thought you only used them if you were skipping part of a quote, like “but...sucks” and the lowercase “b” and lack of ending punctuation would imply there is more to the sentence. It has to just be a complete sentence thing, right? Otherwise…

Your reading comprehension appears to be a solid 1/10

but cricket sucks,