I have questions.

Lionel Messi (to cabbie): I thought tax(i) evasion couldn’t get you into trouble into Barcelona.

Breaking News: Gareth Barry Still a Twat

Going to a McDonalds in Barcelona is clearly a far worse offense than the taxi-napping.

We have landscapers for that in Toronto

30 teams, frankly—as the Nuggets GM has pointed out, he took 2 players before Jokic in that draft, one of which was Jusuf Nurkic, who Jokic ended up replacing in the starting lineup.

It amazes me to no end that a player with Jokic’s skill set went in the second round. Like...you aren’t supposed to be able to get unicorns outside of the lottery. Even Giannis went 15th (I think), and he was considered a super-raw prospect. I mean, most second round/undrafted guys who become good pros do so because…

As a former pair skater (not ice dancer) who had his sister as a partner for several years. It’s something that is so non-sexual and not even a consideration. And even if it wasn’t a relative, how does that change anything?

‘Tis yours truly; I deserve hazard pay. Also, after it concluded I immediately declared Raph the winner.

The launch was a perfect symbol of my two simultaneous feelings towards Musk:

When you woke up this morning, did you think of yourself as someone who would call the teenaged survivor of a mass shooting a liar on the internet, or are you surprised to learn that about yourself?

you know how to get your own stuffed olympic animal, right?

“If I had to bet? I’d say the failure was probably on the spacecraft side, simply because the more complicated thing is more likely to fail.”

It’s supposed to be a little rusty!

It don’t even have gaps!

Engineers notes: test vehicle performed as expected.

Fake news! You just have it in for Alfa! MOST RELIABLE CAR EVAH!

Is this whole post completely based on a Stratolaunch press release? Competition for SpaceX? Please. There is such a rediculous amount of technical misinformation and ignorance in this article.

Fun fact: The concept of the fly-back first stage is attributed to Austrian engineer Eugen Sänger (1905–1964). Unfortunately his purpose was to let the Nazis bomb New York City, but hey... a good idea is a good idea.