No joke here, but I’d bet P.J. Tucker would seriously fuck KD up if he punched him in the stomach like he meant it. He’s a burly SOB.

CP3 tried, but he hit the wrong side.

The company lists him as a founder, but that’s stretching the definition of the word a bit.

Tesla doesn’t have those things either.

I know that I, personally, can’t be friends with someone who likes Wagner more than Chopin.

I’d still like to see them poke and prod and look at a few different avenues of offense. Capela isn’t going to be isolated 1-on-1 in the paint ( where he had the leagues best shooting % this season by exclusively shooting from the key, basically ) very often, so why not take a stab once or twice?

The Browns’ badness breaks statistical analysis. There’s almost no conceivable way they, in a league with a hard cap and a draft, that they could be as bad a they have as often as they have, yet they’ve done it. They’d basically need to be bad on purpose to be as bad as they’ve been historically.

Everyone hate Bill Simmons and Skip Bayless, but the things that make them hateable ( vaguely lucid hot takes and attention whoring contrarianism ) are the same things that make them successful. Now every sports pundit wants a slice of the bloviating dickhole pie, because being rational and/or correct doesn’t pay as…

He has some post moves. It’s something he’s worked on with the Rockets staff including Hakeem Olajuwon. He just isn’t using them.

I’m of the opinion that playoff teams should always be desperate ( in sports terms, ‘desperate’ basically just means ‘very motivated’ ). Teams that aren’t desperate tend to go home early.

Draymond has been angstier than a middle-school goth kid in this series. I can’t wait for him to show up to game 3 with eye liner and a Cure t-shirt.

His actual brother was there in the crowd talking shit to Durant and making him real mad. That’s basically an assist.

They seem to have accepted that Capela won’t be the offensive fulcrum in this series. That being said: I don’t understand Capela’s reluctance to post-up Green when he gets a chance to. He got the ball 1-on-1 in the paint with Green a few times today too and didn’t even attempt to go at him. He just looked for an…

This is by no means a sign that the Rockets will go on to win the series. As well as Houston played, the Warriors seemed affected by the team boredom that occasionally showed up in the regular season, and that will likely go away as they return to the Bay Area

Based on this criteria:

If I was old and rich ... ...I’d just go do whatever shit gets me off until I died.

Looks like a lot of countries need to learn that there are more than 5 or 6 colors. Either that, or use something other than a friggin’ tri-color. Napoleon’s been dead for a long time. He won’t even mind.

It’s just like Hungary and Bulgaria.

Gordon and Green both missed open shots off the bench, Anderson was completely useless and I hope he doesn’t play again in this series. Starters: Ariza and Tucker were misfiring as well. These guys don’t need to go off and score 10 points a piece, they just need to hit their open shots when they get them and yesterday…

Aside from Capela, who has the length and athleticism to stick with Durant, nobody has a chance, but Capela has other shit to worry about.