One of the primary criticisms leveled against Rick And Morty fans is that they mistakenly valorize Rick as a sort of uber-nerd, a shit-talking asshole who’s too smart to abide by normal social rules. Rick is always right, and when he isn’t, he still comes out on top, probably with a catchphrase and an episode-ending…

Can you spot the dick in this picture?

Yeah, your photos are cute. In person NO ONE will be confusing a Volvo XC40 for a Jeep Compass. Take your C pillar and get out of here already.

You might as well make the same case for just about any other SUV/CUV that is offered in white because that’s the only thing this two share in common. My Ex girlfriend owns a Compass, what a piece of crap that car was.

burden of proof is on you in this one. go sit in literally any new volvo, then go sit in that fisher-price grade compass and tell us how the materials, fit-and-finish, soft-touch materials, ergonomics, safety tech and infotainment are the same.

what the hell are you talking about? have you sat in a compass? let alone a new volvo? they couldn’t be further apart. 

Always worth repeating: “Rape Joke” by Patricia Lockwood

How is anyone being “So quick to defend him”, this rumor has been floating around for 5+ years with not a single piece of detail, or even an annoymous accusation directly at CK, and Kirkman specifically called out Jez for promulgating the rumor with reference to CK based on her comments.

What women? This isn’t a Cosby situation. As far as I can tell, there is not a single woman who has gone on the record against him with any sort of detail. As far as I can tell, it is truly just a wholly unsubstantiated rumor. At some point, you are doing a disservice to everyone by trying to make a story when there…

I hear that and I don’t disagree with you, but either get off your ass in your little cubicle and do some true blue investigative journalism and hit a bitch with some receipts, or let it go.

OK, let’s start with some elemental necessities: who’s the accuser I’m supposed to believe?

This is true, but personally the greater issue is that this is something that’s been following him for some time, largely thanks to Gawker. There’s never been a single allegation plead with specificity, and the alleged victim(s?) have all actively denied that it was him in the rumors. As someone on another post…

Not true, at least for me. I’d be uncomfortable condemning anyone if the only evidence of wrongdoing was second and third-hand rumors, and if the supposed sources of those accusations started directly refuting them.

I’ve known extremely strong rock climber women who didn’t look like they had muscle mass, but could scale a rock face like Spiderman.

We don’t ask that men be given the opportunity to explain why they beat their wives with belts, we ask that these men be arrested for spousal battery.

I was treated as a criminal. I wasn’t given a chance to explain myself. I wasn’t asked: What happened? I was just thrown behind bars. I felt like I was seen as a monster.

Bitch, go kick rocks with your racist ass.

I’m guessing it will more like a Treyvon Martin thing — “oh, I was so afraid of the nasty homeless guy that I followed him as he was walking away and shot him twice! So afraid!”

“ she didn’t know she hit him”. Oh, okay, so your best defense is a reckless disregard for use of a fucking firearm? Like, I deal with a lot of homeless folks. Thanks to our broken mental health system, a lack of social services, and rampant drug abuse, it is totally possible for a homeless guy to, for want of a…