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They make a wedding dress for running!

You don’t want to shake hands because people disgust you, and you don’t want other people to shake hands either because you don’t want to miss out? Why not just say “I don’t shake hands” with a smile and own it?

Car designers nowadays:

He’s both the bad guy with a gun, and the good guy with a gun. He’s neutral with a gun. Just a regular Joe with a gun. Why would you take his gun?

Which would have made for a glorious video!

He’s the most smartest.

Ha ha. I didn’t mean multiplicating in the biological way. I was saying that a man who “gets laid” becomes influential.

Excellent rule of thumb.

While having sex with assholes is modern thinking? Not saying it’s wrong. Just a bad idea, because it is an active way to make them multiply.

Male privilege comes with a lifetime contract and plenty of juicy promotions (ok, i’ll stop now)

I didn’t assume anything and please enjoy yourself. But whether you like it or not, that guy got laid, which is the alpha and omega of male social structure. He will be admired for it and imitated.

When you ride a dick, you promote a man. Be careful who you promote.

I always wanted bus seat patterns in my car!

You mad me realize how much I prefer the old R8. It’s not only the side blade: the front and rear were so charismatic.

On these photos, the relative size of the wheels is a good indicator of how much these cars differ in scale. When you have it in front of you, you wouldn’t confuse the S class for a C class. That thing is the Independance Day mothership.

Nothing is free, you actually pronounce every double vowel.

Finnish!

No. You can have a strong core and a poor posture which often results from tight hamstring, and people that workout tend to over develop chest muscles which then pull the shoulders forward.

A run-of-the-Mil experience!

Yes, it’s lovely. But also I really enjoy that every lamborghini seems to be a new iteration of the same car.