I'm learning Finnish and that audio track is pure gold. I'm going to rip it and listen to it while commuting.

You can't be serious. The beauty of a mechanical sound comes from its mechanical nature. A fake engine sound is like a live artist singing in playback! Its shameful and has nothing to do with mechanically tuning an exhaust.

the ad for the Alfa Giulietta shown here is not the ad for the Alfa 4c being discussed. The ad here is more tasteful I guess.

Yep, and it's the only dairy product that comments on Jalopnik on a regular basis.

ha ha. I was thinking of the free wifi. But I'm sure you have good taste.

I picture you standing in an Apple Store right now.

I heard it wasn't a child. It was a fully functioning mobile traffic light.

I know you're trying to make a point but her job was not to "talk into a microphone", as much as yours is probably not to "talk into a phone", or "type on a keyboard", or "move around"!

Obviously the Beetle.

Yep, the F50 is clearly the precursor of this one. Aesthetically, at least.

I believed it. Relieved and kinda disappointed at the same time...

You're right, I missed the "perfect dick, neither too big nor too small" mention, implying a dick could be too big or too small. But others are simply referred as big or small without value judgement.

Actually, attractiveness is not even discussed in the post. Just factual diversity.

Mine is inspired by soviet fighter jets. It will get the mandatory red stars on the back when I get it.

*SPOILER*
Don't get too excited. May I remind you that the mind game in Ender's Game leads to the singularity? At the moment the giant is decomposing, the game has become self aware, its conscience having been harnessed by the hive queen trying to infiltrate Ender's mind. We're not quite there yet, but yeah, those…

My thoughts exactly: "That looks safe!"

I thought the blue shirt guy stoned the Lambo because of those yellow highlights!

Manual and automatic lever I guess!

Modern Germany is, in my opinion, the best example of a country that doesn't ignore its past, and is "comfortable" making amend for it. Germany has one of the most embarrassing past, but most former power-nations have one. Even most nations. (We all come from darker ages.)
Try to talk about Armenian genocide in Turkey…

I would have said blue. But indigo is very accurate. Well done.