Is that a problem? I figured a lot of people were playing it right now, so it’s a good touchstone. Sorry, I’m not a staff writer on Kotaku, just the weekend guest editor, so I’m not aware of there being any reason to avoid talking about a game everyone I know is playing.

“Fuck the police” and “Y’all can suck a fart out my ass for all I care.”

She just isn’t wearing eye makeup. She has the features of a super model.

I can tell you that this...

That’s why your bedroom door should have a lock. Your little cherubs will be surprised the first time they can’t barge into your room at will, but they’ll get over it. And you’ll get to actually finish a round of weekend morning sex for a change.

I love Destiny and their community.

Oh please. Everyone knows cosplayers bang each other in costume.

Otherwise there would be no point. Right?

:p

I get that she’s just a fictional character

Hey, how do we know the galaxy wasn’t created through the climatic eruption of God's member? I mean, whatever god you choose to believe in, obviously. I try not to limit people’s options...

Niantic has been terrible at communicating with its players. Maybe literally taking money out of their pocket will send a message that they can’t ignore.

yaaaa because 76 and Rein are old and will beat you down like the little young punk you are

Coworker of the cosplayer; I saw the whole thing go down. So perhaps I can clarify a few things I’ve seen brought up in other comments:

I gotchu fam

Lvl 27 here, used the trick more times that I can count for all three of the evos, has never failed. Not once. Statistically-speaking, I can rule out “it only works once per evolution” with a very high degree of confidence. I strongly doubt that there are other factors that affect it, as some have said. What I don’t…

Should of went with

The soundtrack actually didn’t do much for me.

“Style over substance”

Definitely, the Mercy art is a tribute to the Girl with a pearl earring! And I love it!

Let’s just hope they washed their hands of the whole affair. With lots of Purell.

@picrad: I would go as far to say it looks like a faaaaaabulous place to walk around.