They brought him out to do a joke the trolled Trump about sending out his surrogates to lie and say the inauguration had higher attendance than it did (and other lies about his popularity.)

So an octopus can unscrew a jar from the inside. Big deal.

There are a lot of Hispanics that are white/can pass for white* and I have zero expectation of them. Those are the kind that will tell you “if I came here legally, then everyone else should.” Zero sympathy for their own people, and for many, zero understanding that you may think you’re white, but most Americans don’t,…

I’ll never forget the thing I saw on _Nova_ or _Nature_ or some such: guy is running a lab. In one aquarium, there’s an octopus. In another aquarium, twenty feet away, some sort of fish which is, for this kind of octopus, its natural prey.

I get this overwhelming need for lemon and cocktail sauce.

Did you find it as odd/yet not surprising as I did that all the reaction shots from that Buzzfeed article featured white folks and their reactions (Granted, I’m not clear on Sarah Hyland’s ethnicity)?

Yessssssssss — stories about octopus intelligence thrill and terrify me in equal measures. Whenever I get drunk, I ask my biologist friend if octopuses would take over the world if they somehow managed to:

Thank you got this Julianne!

Shame on Colbert and the Emmy’s for this. This douchebag shouldn’t get a redemption tour.

If white liberals ever wonder why minorities are so hard on their “allies” at times, this is the PERFECT example of why that is.

Unless your redemption tour involves calling Bobby Mueller and telling his team everything, then shouting those same things from the rooftops and via every news organization, you are not redeemed, you have not served your penance, and you do not get a cookie. Oh, you let people laugh at your expense, that’s nice. Come…

Here for this. I would watch Mariah watching paint dry.

Yeah, it may also be my PTSD. But having Spicer there and everyone so excited and laughing at him made me have the exact same feeling I had when people would dismiss how horrible my abusive father was to me and my family. People would always find ways to minimize what he did and act as if he was just a good guy who…

I’m glad he was there, as a reminder that the moneyed class are really all one and the same and do not look to them to be the progressive vanguard of anything. That Stephen Colbert thought it would be funny and interesting shows you the limits of his politics.

The Nazi’s were just doing their job as well, Spicey. Even if I wasn’t a child of a Holocaust survivor, I’d find this nonsensical line of reasoning a goddamn disgrace.

But it’s funny to watch him mock his own work, just ignore the fact he fronted a sinister egocentric regime for several months and at one point forgot the Holocaust happened (as you do).

OH no doubt they are really coming out of the woodwork since she is on this book tour. So I wanna call them out and say your protest or no vote means go find a DACA, or ACA recipient that is fighting cancer, or Transgender Military person and explain why you have decided that they do not matter! Because you couldn’t…

but remember that time Kathy Griffin was mean to him?

This is like, almost literally (but also literally?) an attack on free speech. I’m going to be sideeying the hell out of all the libertarian, limited government, constitutional preservationist Trump supporters that don’t speak out against this type of call out, especially when a ‘no comment’ would’ve sufficed as a…